Mandatory meeting: all hands on deck
All Hands is an arcade-style fighting game starring you and your colleagues. Build a cartoon version of yourself, start an office, share one link, and take it outside. Well, to the open-plan area.
Free. No install. No sign-up. iPhone and Android beta →
4 buttons.
48 specials.
0 HR incidents.
Friday, 5pm.
It was bound to happen.
Watch the trailer
What's inside
Everything below is in the game today, from the avatar editor to Career mode.
A deep avatar editor makes a fighter that looks like you, or at least like you on a good day. Everyone is drawn in ink, in side profile, with a proper fighting stance.
Name your office and send colleagues a link, or stick the QR code on the kitchen noticeboard. Then walk the office floor, read everyone's desk plaque and pick your target.
Four buttons: Light, Heavy, Special and Super. Easy to land your first special, plenty to master after.
Each colleague has a signature moveset and their own projectiles, so picking a fighter changes how you play. Everyone still has the same stats.
Every hit type now has its own hand-inked impact, with office debris flying and the odd comic word to rub it in.
Career is single player and needs no office. Climb the org chart past every colleague, then the boss in the corner office, to earn a new job title.
Face a colleague head to head online, with rollback netcode so a laggy Wi-Fi network does not decide a dispute. Not at their desk? Fight their ghost: a copy of how they play, ready any time.
Send anyone a link and fight them live. People you have fought are saved to your Friends list with your head-to-head record, and a tap invites them to a rematch.
Run a lunchtime bracket, climb the Sprint board and get your Performance Review. Everything is scored from verified fights, so the results hold up.
Every fight is a short file of inputs, so you can watch it back frame by frame. Switch to Highlights for the knockouts, supers and comebacks, then send the clip to the group chat.
The one rule
The new hire has the same chance as the Head of Synergy. Looks are free to change, and nothing you unlock makes you stronger.
And the rest of the whiteboard
The small print, written on sticky notes because that is how offices actually work.
Six passive traits, each a priced trade-off. Pick one that suits how you fight.
Every stage has a golden-hour variant, plus opt-in hazards like printer jams and coffee spills.
The Temp, the Consultant, the IT Department, the Printer and more. First clears pay out.
Equip a title, a win pose and a taunt. Custom taunt text unlocks in the shop.
Grunts, hurt noises and a victory shout. Choose one that sounds like your inner monologue.
A deadpan voice calls the rounds and the knockout with total seriousness. You can switch it off.
Watch a colleague's live fight from the Hub. Fighters can opt out.
Their desk is empty. Their ghost is not.
Swap the office for a building site and a ute park, with a hi-vis wardrobe.
The staffroom and the oval, with uniforms to match. Pick a theme for your office.
Plug in a controller. Rebind any button. Menus work with a pad too.
Low gravity, double speed, glass cannons. Opt in, with your office's say-so.
Hear about challenges, ghost results and bracket matches. On iPhone, per type, off whenever you like.
Named BONUS lines for counters, supers and perfect rounds, all computed by the server.
A seasonal report card on how you fight. "Needs improvement in Anti-Air."
Zoner, Turtle and Mirror, in four difficulty tiers. Start gently.
Getting started
Fill in your employee profile. Pick a hairstyle, a regrettable tie and a desk slogan.
Name it, copy the link or QR code, and send it to the team. They join in seconds.
Walk the floor, pick a colleague and press Fight. Or lunge at the Water Cooler.
No. All Hands runs in your browser at allhands.jeremymarks.com.au, and you can add it to your home screen. iPhone and Android betas are open too: join the beta.
Turn it sideways. Drag on the left to move; the four buttons on the right are Light, Heavy, Special and Super. In pass-the-phone mode each player gets half the screen.
Only the ones you choose to make. Avatars are cartoons you build yourself, with no photos, ever. Names, job titles and slogans go through a language filter, and anyone can report or block another player.
Yes. Career mode is single player and needs no office, and you can challenge anyone with a friend link. People you have fought are saved to your Friends list, and Nearby finds people on the same Wi-Fi.
No. Every fighter has identical health, speed and hitboxes, and looks are purely cosmetic. Moves and traits are trade-offs, checked by a power-budget audit.
Avatars are cartoons, and the game collects no photos, contacts or location. The privacy policy explains the rest. Read the privacy policy
Email harfredlabs@gmail.com, or see the support page. Support
Free, early, and a bit rough around the edges. Same game, same offices, on your phone.
The Android beta is invite-only while Google reviews it. Email us the Google account you use on your phone and we'll add you. You'll get a Play link back, usually within a day.
Ask for an Android inviteOnce Google's review passes, anyone can join the testers group and opt in on Play. No invite needed.
If the iPhone link says the build isn't available, Apple's beta review is still running. Try again in a day.
Build a colleague, start an office and send the link. The first dispute is on us.
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